Qualifications

Able to execute entire range of site design duties, from backend to frontend, with over 7 years experience.

Superhuman knowledge of W3C standards, including HTML and CSS.

Gud spelur. Advanced grammar skills are kept in top form by routinely editing PhD-level writing.

Strong experience in SSI, PHP, ASP and SQL.

Ability to pick up new skills quickly, when needed.

Simpsons fan. (I like the Comic Book Guy)

Hand coder. Yup, I'm old-school - I'm the Run-DMC of the web design world.

Strongly intuitive interface design skill.

Able to stop bullets with teeth.

Intermediate knowledge of Linux administration, especially Debian

Efficient, dedicated work ethic. Stubborn where it counts.

British sense of humour. Take that as you will.

Easy-going, highly-adaptable personality with good sense of humour.

Rule-breaker.

Able to come up with creative solutions.

Looks bad in a suit.

Work better under pressure. Deadlines frighten me not. (Sad clowns do)

Cat person.